Not-So-Lonely Car Jerk

This one time, at band camp! Just kidding. I totally gave away my age though. After the bar scene one night a few years ago, I had struck out and decided to just play with myself. My dilemma, I did not want to wake up my roomy. It was three in the morning so I stayed in the apartment parking lot and tugged away in my car.

I was at it for a good four minutes when all of a sudden someone was standing at my window. My heart skipped a few beats and all I could do was calmly ask, while still tugging, “May I help you?” It was a woman that had a thing for me. She was definitely a dragon but who was I to judge? I was literally jerking off in a low class apartment building parking lot in an old Crown Victoria car at 3:00 am.

She asked “Do you want a hand with that?”

Priceless, I get caught beating off in a parking lot and I still pick up a piece of patch. Awesome!

I threw her in the back of the car and we proceeded to pound pissers. When finished, she left. I walked up to the apartment and went to sleep. Done deal! No fuss, no muss…

You never know what’s going to happen... It makes me wonder though, was she hiding in a bush?

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Socially Unacceptable

VICTOR BLACK

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