This one is a gooder. I was all hopped up on ecstasy and looking to party like it was the nineties. While running amuck, I found my fun bags for the night. She was from out of town, her name was Nancy and she was a Nurse. Hello Nancy the Nurse.
I took her to one party and then straight home. She was all doped up too and she wanted me bad. I threw her over the back of the couch, pulled her hair and started to rip her pants off, literally.
By the time we got to my room it was full on monkey sex. Just one problem, does the female monkey repeatedly stick her finger in the male monkey’s ass? It didn’t seem to matter what position we were in, she dug for nuggets.
A word of advice to all of the women out there; if you’re going stick your finger in a man’s ass, know what you are doing! The G-spot is towards the dick about two inches up! Get it, got it, good! I may have just saved someone from my nightmare.
I was going to tell her to stop but I did not want to look stupid. As if I could look any stupider! She didn’t even have the common courtesy to spit on her extremely manly fingers first either. My ass started to hurt; as well it should, seeing she was unknowingly finger fucking my rectum to death.
It was finally my turn for pay–back. I asked if I could put it in her shitter and she said sure. I rammed it in like my dick was a nuclear warhead and her ass was Mother Russia. She didn’t squeal; I pumped harder, nothing. Why could I not make her cry? WHY? This continued on until we both came. The bitch came from it too!
The next morning, I went to drop the kids off at the pool. When I wiped my ass, there was blood on the poo paper. I was no longer an ass-virgin. Cool! I went to the room and told her that I felt raped and also what had happened. She laughed, that insensitive bitch!
It was her turn to hit the toilet and when she came back she was pissed off. I had done the same to her. Imagine that. Sometimes it’s the small victories in life that matter the most; such as not poking your finger through cheap toilet paper while wiping your ass.
Excerpt From
Socially Unacceptable
VICTOR BLACK
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